Brain Dead Shorts

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Lay garment flat. Measure straight across bottom hem.

Measured straight across pant leg from crotch to outseam.

thigh

Lay garment flat. Measure straight across pant leg from crotch to outseam.

knee

Lay garment flat. Measure across knee area.

Measured straight across from armpit to armpit.

chest

Lay garment flat. Measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Measured straight down from base of collar/neck to bottom hem.

length

Lay garment flat. Start at center back and measure straight down from base of collar/neck to bottom hem.

Measured straight across highest point of shoulders (from seam to seam if applicable).

shoulders

Lay garment flat. Measure straight across highest point of shoulders (from seam to seam if applicable).

Measured from top shoulder seam to bottom edge of sleeve.

sleeve_length

Lay garment flat. Measure from top shoulder seam to bottom edge of sleeve.

Buttoned and lying flat, waistband measured straight across from edge to edge.

waist

Button and lay flat. Measure waistband straight across from edge to edge.

Inside seam of pant leg measured from crotch to bottom hem.

inseam

Lay garment flat. Measure inside seam of pant leg from crotch to bottom hem.

Measured straight across bottom hem of pant.

leg_opening

Lay garment flat. Measure straight across bottom hem of pant.

Measured upwards from crotch seam to top of waistband.

front_rise

Lay garment flat. Measure upwards from crotch seam to top of waistband.

For Pants, measurements taken from the crotch to the hem of one leg.

For Skirts, measurements taken from the waist band to the hem on a flat surface.

inseam_length

For Pants, measure down from the crotch to the hem of one leg on a flat surface.

For Skirts, measure down from the waist band to the hem on a flat surface.

Measurements taken from underarm seam to underarm seam.

bust

Measure across the chest from underarm seam to underarm seam on a flat surface.

Measurements taken from the base of the collar to the hem.

Measure from the base of the collar to the hem on a flat surface.

Measurements taken from one shoulder seam to the other shoulder seam.

Measure from shoulder seam to the other shoulder seam on a flat surface.

Measurements taken from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.

Measure from shoulder seam to the bottom cuff of the sleeve on a flat surface.

Measure across the waistband on a flat surface.

Measurements taken from the narrowest point of the midsection.

Measure across the narrowest point of the midsection laying item on a flat surface.

Measurements taken from the widest part of the garment.

Measure across at the widest part of the garment on a flat surface.

depth

Measurements taken from the hem of one leg.

Measure across the hem of one leg on a flat surface.

Measurements taken from the crotch to the waistband on the front of the garment.

Measure up from the crotch to the waistband on the front of the garment on a flat surface.

Measurements taken from the base of the heel to the sole of the shoe.

heel_height

Measure from the base of the heel to the sole of the shoe.

Measured from the top of the bag to the base of the bag.

height

Measure from the top of the bag to the base of the bag.

Measured across the bag from one side to another.

width

Measure across the bag from one side to another.

Measured from the apex of the strap to the top of the bag.

strap_drop

Measure from the apex of the strap to the top of the bag.

Measured from one end of the chain to the other unclasped.

chain_length

Unclasp the chain and measure from one end to another (full circumference).

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