Only Rick could take something that normally costs $50 and turn it into something with a $15,000 price tag. Made specifically for a pop-up shop at Selfridges in 2014, the RICKBOARD is constructed of petrified wood rather than the typical multi-layer maple of most decks, and is the epitome of form over function. Even if you had $15,000 to blow on a skateboard deck, this would inevitably fracture under the weight of a simple kickflip. Hanging it up was always the only option.

People can deny it all they want, but the fact of the matter is that smoking is most definitely cool. But putting out the ashes in a $750 Hermès ashtray? Now that’s ice cold and extremely sophisticated. Hermès has been making assorted porcelain housewares for decades at this point, but its ashtrays reign supreme with their reliably ornate designs and decoration that would be at home on any coffee table even if the ashtray is worth more than the table itself.

Do you own a record player? Probably not since it's the 21st century and thanks to streaming services you have literally millions of songs at your beck and call. And yet, despite conventional wisdom, Palace had the audacity to release some outdated, must-have tech straight out of the '60s. These slip mats are pitch perfect for the aspiring bedroom DJ slash Soundcloud producer who is teaching himself how to scratch multiple decades after people stopped scratching. Or, you know, you could just use them as a conversation piece when you're boring your next houseguest to death.

There’s the audacity of the Palace bath mats and then there’s a full-on Filson-designed Jeep. Kitted out with all the needs for anyone hell bent on enjoying the great outdoors, and filled with accessories from the legendary Seattle outdoor equipment company, the AEV Wrangler is basically those old Eddie Bauer Ford SUVs on performance enhancing drugs. In terms of sheer brand loyalty, dropping this much coin on a co-branded SUV because your favorite duffel bag comes with a lifetime warranty really can’t be beat.

Supreme is the current master of the fashion collectible game and this list could have been made up solely of merchandise from the legendary skate brand. But limiting it to just one inclusion, the fire extinguisher comes out on top. Not to mention, it might just save your life one day. Who knows just how safe those Hermès are anyway?

Thom Browne’s dog Hector has come through as inspiration in many of the New York designer’s collections. But recently, it’s become a bit more obvious as Browne has produced a line of handbags shaped just like Hector in a variety of colors—some in matte tumbled leather and even with faux dog fur, so you can take man’s best friend anywhere. If that feels a bit too much like your childhood dog being taxidermied, you can always dress them up in one of Browne's $600 cashmere dog sweaters instead.

Originally a student of industrial and furniture design, Raf Simons went back to his roots for a collaborative project with Scandinvian textile company Kvadrat in 2014 and began an ongoing partnership to produce upholstery, throws and cushions. While a Raf co-sign could help even the most obscure brands sell out, the attainability and utilitarian nature of things like small cushions stands out. An entire living room fully upholstered by Raf himself? Now that's a flex.

Fragrance and other accessories are one of the fashion industry’s biggest money makers. Cologne and cosmetics help certain brands stay afloat at times, but does that include something as seemingly superfluous as room spray? I’m not sure. But visvim’s room spray is one of those items so outrageous, it’s almost worth buying just to say you have it. It’s surely no Febreze, but if Hiroki had anything to do with concocting the scent, you already know it’s got some amazingly ridiculous ingredients.

At this point, Neighborhood has designed so many different incense chambers with wild designs (see: their gold machine gun) that it’s hard to pick just one. But at the end of the day, it all comes back to the eagle. With the ability to duel wield Nag Champa sticks, these incense chambers define pure, unnecessary luxury.

In a world of increasingly thinner and more fragile phones, having a case is a must these days. Naturally, there are thousands upon thousands to choose from and even a few fashion brands have gotten in on it. Margiela’s is probably the most unimpeachable selection though. Boasting the signature collection number graphic and made of smooth calf leather, this is one that only real heads will notice, which makes it all the better.

Bottega’s legendary leatherwork comes at a cost, one that is most likely more than your rent. While not exactly a collectible item—finally, something you could get some actual use out of—the Italian label’s iconic basket weave luggage springs to life even when jammed into an overhead bin.

The Canadian department store, Hudson’s Bay, produces a blanket so notable that it has its very own Wikipedia page. The four colored stripes on a plain wool background is unforgettable, and with the 100% wool material is the perfect compliment to the coldest winter temperatures, whether that means being inside by the fireplace or using it as an extra layer when you decide to finally leave the house to get street styled.

Our final inclusion means bending the rules ever so slightly, but we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to remind you that Singapore Airlines really collaborated with Givenchy on a special amenity package for select passengers. With slippers, duvets and cotton pajamas included in the set, flying the friendly skies got a little bit closer to the bygone days when people actually dressed up to travel. Simply put, this was LEGENDARY.