Marilyn Manson? Never heard of her. Metallica? They on Soundcloud? Even if you’re acutely aware that the Migos are better than the Beatles (they are), you’re probably jonseing for a vintage rock tee older than you are. That lived in, shredded look is popping and has surely been seen on the back of your favorite rapper who doesn’t know how to play the guitar, so, yeah, all of them except Lil Wayne. Our advice? Cop the tee, do a tertiary Google search or Wiki scan, memorize the cliff notes and rock that shit with full impunity of lame ass narcs who want you to name three songs. Congrats. The whole byrd gang’s in here like Kurt Cobain was here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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