It’s officially summertime and as temperatures approach scorching levels of uncomfortability you probably should look into letting those arms of yours out for a jaunt. Whether to flex both literally and figuratively all that work you’ve been putting in or just to get some sun on those pale, lanky pipes, a fly tank is your best bet since most fine establishments still require a shirt to acquire service. Avoid any loud bro nonsense and go with something luxe. Sure, you’ll ultimately destroy it regardless thanks to some dank ass man sweat, but at least you’ll look good doing it.

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