Despite your mom's most prescient warnings, you're way too cool for school to ever be caught dead wearing a frickin' helmet while busting out sick tricks on your Razor scooter. But why not meet her overprotective ass halfway, metaphorically and anatomically speaking, with a pair of bikers? Originally meant to protect the lower half of one's body from wrecks and skids when bailing off a hog, the style has since trickled down from real, actual riders to high-fashion fans and part-time Soundcloud rappers who are full-time scammers. Add some interesting texture to your pants rotation and ride (re: stroll) off into the sunset your most badass self. Skrt skrt.

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