Calling all dark lords and mall ninjas, aren’t you sick and tired of trying to cast black magic and attempt intermediate parkour with your hands full? Thought so. While cargo pants may be a traditional military style, a bunch of high-end brands and labels have been putting their own twist on the classic garment for a while now. From Rick Owens' Sith-ready Star Wars joints to Guerrilla Group’s Metal Gear Solid-esque flavor, we’ve got luxe options no matter what your cosplay leanings. Stuff ‘em to the brim or simply rock ‘em to stunt (i.e. confuse pedestrians), the choice is yours. Just make sure you get a belt if you’re planning on jogging briskly. You don’t wanna be caught with your pants down.

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